> From there, who thought that you'd need a bachelors to be a barista and pour coffee?

Citation needed.

I have a grad degree, and I worked briefly stocking merchandise to pay bills once. That doesn't mean you need advanced degrees to stock shelves.

Also, you're moving the goalposts. You are replying to a comment asking about college degrees, and you conflated that with apprenticeships.

Apprenticeships predate the pyramids. They are not the same thing at all.