"Miscommunication" is when you see mineral water on the bill when you thought it was tap water. Being that ignorant of the positions during a trade war that you started and doing it in public on Twitter is more like holding Uno cards face-out during your own game of poker.

> Amid the market's downturn on Friday, our view was that the 100% tariff announcement by Trump was a bargaining chip.

> After China's statement last night, we believe the odds of Trump's 100% tariff on China going into effect are extremely low.

"Does nothing, wins" is getting a bit out of hand: they're going back in time and winning 26 hours before they even start.