We've finally achieved AGI* !

* Actually Graduate Individuals

Science is just Stochastic Graduate Descent, as we used to say.

AI = Academic Interns

They're cheaper!

Time to first token is 20 odd years and 100k of education debt

Yeah, but the previous "investors" ate up that cost and left pure profit for us "founders" (professors).

As long as they damn well use their whole brain.