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This is great news, now I can start smoking so I can quit it and add years to my life.


I've got a perpetual motion machine to sell you.


Just start smoking in your early or mid 80s and then immediately quit. (Repeat as needed.)


How many times should I do this? What is the optimum time between smokes to get the maximum life?


Just do it once a year, you'll be immortal.




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