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Dear Mr. Smith:

Your employer has generously agreed to offer you a position, quite reasonable, and with many great benefits at the venerable firm of 'Zumba'. Our interest is that you should join our staff forthwith and at the earliest date. A cab and man has been sent to retrieve you and bring you to our offices to sign all the necessary documents. Our offer is for a monthly stipend of five pounds, two shillings, and sixpence to be paid at the end of the month.

Thank you,

Most Humbly,

Hirebot 2347



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