“I am so proud and honored and humbled to announce that my avatar now has three glowing rings over its head!”

“Please help me celebrate my Metaversary…”

“Nobody truly appreciates how hard us weebles work to get our Zuckabadges. Next time you see a weeble, give it a ‘/clap’!”

Oh sweet lord this will be horrific.

Funny, but work anniversaries at FB are literally called “Metaversary” after the Meta rebranding.

Also, your colleagues are your “Metamates”. I’m not even kidding.

It's sad when reality exceeds satire. "Veep" seems like a mild documentary now.

Didn't they already to try to copy linkedin once? I forget which string of names it was under. Something work face business link book ish.

I "used"(found excuses not to use) this at a previous job at a mid size software company.

It was literally just a private instance of facebook. 95% of the posts were basically fluff posts from HR. No content of any substance. So basically linkedin, but less useful, because everyone on there was in the same company and so there was no real networking effect to it either.

I didn't stay at that company very long, for a multitude of reasons.