Warning. The SCP wiki is a memetic attentional infohazard designed by [REDACTED] to destabilise and capture the productivity of curious and/or creative individuals and channel it towards a currently unknown goal. Visitors are reminded to monitor their usage carefully. Early warning signs of contamination by the SCP wiki include: procrastination with regard to less interesting work; signing up for an account in order to "write a fun log entry" (particularly in respect of SCPs 914 and 682); difficulty sleeping "because you're not sure if this should be Euclid or Keter"; referring to the Doctor but qualifying this as "Gears or Kondraki. Not the British one"; sketching humanoid statues composed of rebar, concrete and Krylon spray paint. If more than ten (10) tabs containing pages of the SCP wiki are open simultaneously then the browser should be closed immediately by any available third party, the victim removed from the vicinity of all networked computing devices, and instructed to get back to work before the acute fascination leads to a loss of executive function, livelihood, marriage etc.