I prefer syrup

Werther's Original did not betray us.

I was really hoping to see a Bible quote about explaining furries to your elders.

Especially the throwing into the volcano part.

If you're into that kind of thing, I guess.

Newport News Shipbuilding had the old Enterprise CVN 65. May be slightly contaminated.

May want to use two of those bad boys then

Deuterium and Tritium probably.

There's very little tritium in seawater either (and it was mostly put there by hydrogen bomb tests.)

Maybe the environment it came from has virtually no people that come in contact with it (only the specimen collectors) and was later leaked in an environment full of people (Wuhan).

The ultimate egg-drop challenge.

I'm imagining some Vehicle Assembly Building-sized cloud of aerogel with a paperclip-size payload at the center.