This is such a great writeup

I'll be honest. I misread the title as "Things you can do with dildos"

Wait 'til you hear about vibe coding.

And good for you for saying outloud what many other people also experienced

If you’re taking about the status page:

  So I put together a simple shell script that runs from the crontab every 15 min, outputting some system stats to a basic HTML file in the webroot.

It only updates every 15min which is why you’re getting stale data.

Most informative post ever on Hacker News. Now I know!

I am fairly confident the world needs neither J nor Jd. Sorry.

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