> “I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out. Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.”

From Ubik

That scene is exactly what I had in mind :-)

Such a wonderful book.

One of my favorite PKD novels. Thanks for the reminder of it!

Better tip the smart door, never know what’ll happen if there’s a fire someday.

Speaking of, better tip the toaster.

The Internet of [spiteful] Things.